Saturday, January 17, 2009

call me old

i'm sitting in my bed. well, i was sitting in my bed. i'm tired but i can't sleep because one of the people whom i trusted to help run my restaurant has betrayed me for the last time. so i'm angry and my adrenaline is pumping. knowing that i have to be up at the crack of dawn to go "take care of" this situation, i try to settle in anyway. but i can't. because someone(my neighbor) got surround sound for christmas. and someone (my neighbor) got it in his crazy head to throw a party tonight. and someone (my white neighbor) decided to really make a fool out of himself by cranking up the base and playing, what song?

golddigger, for god's sake.

really? i mean,

really?

i have to sit here why some white dude next door with a michelob ultra in his hand yells, "we want prenup!"?

i'm embarrassed for them. could they have picked a song that makes them look more like a pathetic bunch of hip-hop posers?

how about the humpty dance? bust a move? i got a man? it takes two? jump around?

oh wait, i think i hear i hear gettin' jiggy with it...

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